The Why Files Shop
Gear up with official Why Files merchandise and investigation equipment. From branded apparel to professional-grade tools, we've got everything you need to become a master investigator.
Featured Products
Check out our latest mystery-solving gear
Fear the Crabcat T-Shirt
Show your love for the mysterious Crabcat with this unique design featuring our favorite feline cryptid.
Camp Green Foot T-Shirt
Vintage-style camp design featuring the elusive Bigfoot. Perfect for cryptid hunters and outdoor enthusiasts.
Hecklefish for President T-Shirt
Support the aquatic candidate with this whimsical political parody shirt featuring our favorite mysterious fish.
All Products
Everything you need to solve mysteries
Fear the Crabcat T-Shirt
Show your love for the mysterious Crabcat with this unique design featuring our favorite feline cryptid.
Camp Green Foot T-Shirt
Vintage-style camp design featuring the elusive Bigfoot. Perfect for cryptid hunters and outdoor enthusiasts.
Hecklefish for President T-Shirt
Support the aquatic candidate with this whimsical political parody shirt featuring our favorite mysterious fish.
Goldfish Conspiracy T-Shirt
What do goldfish know that we don't? Rock this mysterious goldfish design and question everything.
Cryptid Anatomy Hoodie
Vitruvian monster design featuring detailed cryptid anatomy. Perfect for those chilly investigation nights.
Roswell Disposal Unit T-Shirt
Official gear of the classified Roswell cleanup crew. Perfect for UFO enthusiasts and conspiracy theorists.
Why Files University Hoodie
Rep your alma mater of mystery with this collegiate-style Why Files University hoodie.
Why Files University T-Shirt
The classic WF University tee - because some mysteries require higher education.